A Warm Welcome

If you're curious about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but are hesitant to sign up at spaghettimonster.org, here are some excerpts from the warm welcome you can expect to receive from Rep. Bobby Henderson:

"We're thrilled to welcome you to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)!  As a church that has been sailing under the radar for hundreds of years, we're happy to have you onboard as we navigate the waters of faith, community, and the holy power of Pasta.  In our Church, you'll find Believers, skeptics, Pirates, and noodle enthusiasts of all sorts. ...

Whether you're here because you feel a deep connection with the FSM, or you're drawn to our values, humor, or community, your place in our congregation is cherished. Even if you're skeptical or a member of another religion, you're always welcome here.  Of course not everyone will agree about religion.  Let's remember to take part in healthy discussions with those who see the world in other ways.  Outreach is key.  In time they, too, may feel the Touch of His Noodly Appendage. ...

Our members come from all walks of life. You'll find Pastafarians serving in government, and helping our communities to make the world a better place. ... Interested in joining our ranks?  There's no formal membership or dues.  Please consider yourself a member! ...

Have questions? Many are answered on our website. Feel free to explore and get to know more about us and our mission. ... We're looking forward to sailing this ship of faith, humor, and camaraderie with you.
May His Noodly Appendage Touch you and bring you peace,
Bobby Henderson"

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